Eyerant: I should’ve taken a gap year
October 17, 2019
My hippie cousin couldn’t have been right when he said that I should “totally take some time to soul search”
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Where are our careers going in light of education and health care cuts?
October 16, 2019
Students find themselves questioning the pursuit of degrees related to health care and education
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Job security from STEM degrees means putting artistic passions aside
October 16, 2019
STEM-related degrees might lead to more job security, but at what cost for students' passions within the arts?
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VIDEO: Real Life Horror Stories – Three Truths and One Lie
October 11, 2019
For our annual fun issue, our fun editor created The Darkest Timeline, a compilation of stories highlighting the blurred lines between the real and the satirical. In our video we spoke to four of our writers about their stories that may or may not sound real. One of them is satire. Can you figure out […]
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True confessions from Toronto’s housing hell
October 9, 2019
Rats, shitty roommates, DIY kitchens—these all can't be true, right?
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Ryerson counselling wait times are still several months long
October 8, 2019
When it comes to mental health services, wait times can have severe consequences
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Child care cuts in Ontario are hurting students with kids
October 8, 2019
Child care was already a faulty system, but now provincial cuts are making students choose between classes or their kids
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God abandons humanity to loiter on campus
October 8, 2019
The original Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe came down in the form of a Gould Street skater
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Students just fucking hope we’re in a simulation
October 8, 2019
The simulation will be televised...
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Doug Ford worried journalists will find his tax refund, cancels journalism entirely
October 8, 2019
“A spray-tanned goblin like Ford is the perfect candidate to join a secret tax evasion society”
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RSU becomes victim of cancel culture through student choice initiative
October 8, 2019
The RSU loves student money, who knew?
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Good vibes despite planetary existential crisis
October 8, 2019
We’ve comprised a list of totally valid and 100 per cent effective ways to turn that anxiety-induced resting bitch-frown upside down.
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