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Meet your Fall 2026 masthead

Congratulations to the editors of Fall 2026!

An illustration of a student opening the door to their bedroom, with a bandage around their left hand and crotch area.

Student returns from hometown after jerking off one million times

January 20, 2026

Students can't stop jacking off!!!!

Meet your Winter 2026 masthead

December 2, 2025

Congratulations to the editors of Winter 2026!

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Toronto Blue Jays kill the city of Toronto

November 4, 2025

The city of Toronto sadly passed away this week following a disheartening loss

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Sports Weekly Sports

Through our eyes: More than just a series

October 28, 2025

The new generation of Jays fans deserve to see a win in the Fall Classic

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Fourth-year engineering student mistaken for WEREWOLF

October 28, 2025

Midterms, madness and one very scary hairy misunderstanding haunts TMU’s halls this Halloween

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SCC fire alarm boosts business for Gould Street Shawarma truck

October 7, 2025

False alarms and full stomachs, TMU’s latest fire scare smells a lot like shawarma

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TTC board to change TMU Station back to Dundas after nobody cared

August 19, 2025

TMU and TTC undo $1.6M Dundas Station rename after no one noticed or cared

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Business & Technology

Brace for impact: Early signs of a recession

With heightened unemployment and crashing markets, a new recession may have a big impact on students

The ascent of Marks into fun and satire editor

Looks like somebody got the lucky promotion!

Meet your Fall 2025 masthead

Congratulations to the editors of Fall 2025!

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TM-SPEW: Toronto Met’s craziest campus confessions

Students at TMU tend to say the craziest things, especially online. These are just some of the things that they felt like confessing anonymously…